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Awesome Noire Awesome Noire

Rated 5 / 5 stars

-Cough-

I'm choking with laughter from the ending. You are a genius at random sir, pure genius.



Open Letter to Game Devs Open Letter to Game Devs

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ho ho ho. Funny.

I love you Egoraptor. You so funny... with the jokes... and the funny... you so funny. Now imagine that being said in a spanish accent, it works, trust me.


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Bringing you bullsh- Bringing you bullsh-

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Animate Balls

I learned something today.


Recent Game Reviews


Story of the Blanks Story of the Blanks

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow. That was fucking creepy.



Crystal Story Crystal Story

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Just now reviewing...

I've been playing this game for about a week... I couldn't stop myself from playing it long enough to give a review up until now. I think that fact alone should speak for the game's enjoyability. I really is a well made game. Kudos.



Balloon Duel Balloon Duel

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great Game... Windows XP Sucks!

Great game like I said, perfection even, but I cant get the music to work, I wholey blame Windows XP in all it's suckery for this, but still... great game... and since everyone else is doing it here's my evil neko ninja thingy, lovingly dubbed, Werty.

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